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Mommy i just wonted 2 live
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a
crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her
now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not ! ! going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
Hiya I’m Jake’s penis. Jake is 18, at sixth form college. He’s had a girlfriend, Sophie, for three years and they’ve been having a sexual relationship for 18 months. Here's a typical day in our life …..
7am: Morning! Here comes his hand for a scratch. I was awake hours ago. He calls it an erection; I call it the blood vessels inside me swelling up. It happens every morning before he wakes up. But he needs a wee now, and that softens me up.
7.30am: Shower time. Yesterday he didn’t wash me properly and I felt bacteria multiplying all day!
8.00am: The bus is jumpy today and it’s one of those times that makes Jake think I’ve got a mind of my own! Within 10 minutes I’m hard.
12pm: When Jake and Sophie meet in the common room I can’t help moving about.
1pm: Football training. It’s really freezing and I’m shrivelled up with the cold.
3pm: Two hours of football took their toll, so I’m pleased to have a warm shower. Jake’s noticed his mate Harry’s penis and is worried that it’s bigger than me. But from my viewpoint I can see it’s the same size. He doesn’t need to worry – a penis does the same thing whatever size it is.
5pm: When he gets home, Jake does what many guys his age do, and masturbates. He’s thinking about Sophie. I’m exhausted.
6.45pm: Whoops, Izzy from Hollyoaks has got Jake all excited, and I’m hard again!
7.30pm: Dinnertime. Now I can sleep. I’m so tired because I was up half the night (literally). He had a dream about Britney, and suddenly the floodgates in his testicles opened and millions of sperm flooded out of me. Tiring stuff.
11pm: Jakes over at Sophies house. They just had sex. I'm knackered. I'm glad he always uses a condom as I dont want a painful STI or to be responsible for making a baby. Night then.
Female Facts
+ The smallest vagina ever recorded measured between 2- 3cm
+ The vagina is a self cleaning organ
+ G-Spot is named after Dr. Ernest Grafenberg who "discovered" it
+ Female orgasm is a powerful painkiller, so headaches are a bad excuse not to have sex (sorry girls)
+ Most orgasms: 134 in one hour
+ Longest orgasm: 43 seconds with 25 consecutive contractions
+ Longest clitoris ever recorded measures 4 and a half inches long and 1 and a half inches diameter
Male Facts
+ The male on average thinks about sex every 7 seconds (hmmm...)
+ Longest penis recorded is 13 inches
+ The smallest recorded is five eighths of an inch
+ Average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles an hour
+ It can take between 2 minutes and 2 weeks for a man to regain erection
+ In 1609 a doctor found a corpse with 2 penises
+ Most orgasms: 16 in an hour
+A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime
Animal Sex Facts
+ Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal
+ Dolphins are the only other species other than humans that have sex for pleasure
+ The female bedbug has no sexual opening, so the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into her
+ A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes (lucky fuckers)
+ The Blue whales penis is about 11 feet
This isnt funny at all but its just so sweet that I had to put it on....
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die...
